Woo

Anonymous: omfg. idk why I laughed so hard at that. OTL but... I'm a man! I'm handyyysoomeeee~ -kittykwonnie

Yeah but everything about you is like a girl, not including what you have in your pants, excuse you. You got a girl face, girl butt (cuz y’know, I stare) and then you dance like a girl (shake it) and just..

just

Apr 22nd

Anonymous: u car me precious. wat is dis. (lol only saw u rebagel nao ok) -kittykwonnie

I was like, “I car? I car? I don’t have a car.”

And yes, yes. IDK I AM GIVIN’ OUT NICENESS. FREE OF CHARGE, DON’T THANK ME, BEAUTIFUL~

Apr 13th

peezinapod: -looks at what i've done and bounces a little, clapping with you- i see it too, unkie!! :D hmm -sits down next to you and thinks of what to do next-

*looks around* Now we give it to your mother! I’ll go tell him he’s fat that’s why his cup is bigger than mines :D

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Mar 29th | 2 notes

he knows all

i am dying

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Mar 25th

ukwon-undrgrnd: unf. I better be a hotass mofo, mang

If you snuck in my room I would:

[x] Go back to sleep
[x] Kick you out (of my room)
[] Cuddle with you
[] Be like wtf?
[x] Let you sleepover (but like on the couch <3)
[] Beat your ass
[] Sexy time

If you kissed me I would:

[] Kiss you back
[x] Smile & laugh
[x] Be shocked
[x] Slap you (on your arm)

You are:

[x] Cute (unfortunately)
[] Adorable
[x] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Okay
[x] Sexy (When your shirt’s lifted)
[xxxxxxxxxxx] Hotass Motherfucker (You iz welcome)
[] Ew

I Would:

[] Smash
[x] Pass

Mar 25th | 10 notes

@kittykwonnie

*whispers* Yo brothaa, I found your ‘son’. Ohohoho

Unless you already got to him thus making this awks………

Well, I got cucpakes so I ain’t even mad

Mar 23rd

Anonymous: ohoho, I finally have a reason to do it! *slow sarcastic claps for you* well... you kinda do. you're a cow wiener. uh.. that sounded like I called you a cow's organ. oh dear Lord.. OTL *sighs* see? and I won't even be home tomorrow. I'm going to dieeee. /creys/ lol if all this pain is part of the whole thing before break, why aren't you undergoing this process? oic. are you being a pedo again for the younger males? B"| -kittykwonnie

*shoves you* My bit! Mine, do somethin’ else for when you’re judging me. >B| My slow-clap bit, you butt. *crosses arms and pouts*

… *grimaces* A cow wiener doesn’t sound too promising. *whispers* I don’t think they even have wieners.

You aren’t going to die, aish! You’ll be fine… *blinks* Because I do this thing where I try not to worry too much about things, it’s called “Not giving a shit.” Works wonders for me.

*laughs sheepishly* Ah—whaaaaaaaaattt.. pfft, what.. no— he has pretty ey—what, no.. Plus, I fancy Minhyuk yo. Ain’t no pedo.

Mar 23rd

Anonymous: *stands staring at you for a while with my eye twitching* DANGIT. you saw right through me.. OTL oh. yes, you've been downgraded to a wiener, mr. cow. oh yes you have~ sob. I know... homework sucks ok. I have so much crap to do over the weekend. kill this little cat, moo. B( Sungjae? how... how old is he? OTL

*chuckles and shakes head* Well, what can I say? Give it up for Woo~ \o/ /lame

Do I get a hotdog bun, mustard and ketchup too or? What’d I do?!? I don’t even look like a wiener.

I saw all of that. *pats your head* There there, it’s alright. One of those things you go through in life before ever having a break, I guess. There’s no cat-killing here yo

Sungjae… he’s a 95’er. Okay, not so young, but still.. young.